The Wackiest and Craziest WikiHows on WikiHow.com

I'm sure everyone has heard about the site called WikiHow. There are lots and lots of very useful articles, like "How to Crack a Pocket PC Application", "How to Promote a Story" (using Digg, of course), or "How to Talk to a Girl", but there are articles that I find absolutely ridiculous, although I understand that if someone writes them - someone reads them. So here are the How Tos which I find to be some of the most ridiculous. I'm sure you'll guffaw. I liked titles the most. And it's all sorted by category.

Category: Family

Get Your Husband to Stop Looking at Porn ( )

Be serious... every self respecting man watches porn!!! You'll never do it...

Category: Fashion

Effectively Convince Others That You Are a Woman Without Getting a Sex Change (Guys) ( )

This article is for men, who think they are women, but no one believes them that they are women, because the are men and they don't want to make a sex change op. So they desperately want to prove to everyone that they are women, despite the penis they have. I believe you, guys!

Category: You and your parents

Convince Your Dad to Let You Shave Your Legs when You Age 12 ( )
and
Convince Your Dad to Let You Shave Your Legs Before You're a Teenager ( )

A series of articles for desperate preteenagers... boys, I guess... who want to shave their legs but their dad won't let 'em. In a few years they'll look for the article "How to effectively convince others that you are a woman without getting a sex change (guys)".

Tell Your Parents You Smoke Marijuana ( )

YOU: Dad, I've got to tell you something: I smoke pot!
DAD: I KNEW IT! You... you... you... Got some for me too?

Category: Attracting the Opposite Sex

Be a Mega Girly Girl ( )

Oh, this is huge! Always wanted to know that. Guys who first read "How to effectively convince others that you are a woman without getting a sex change (guys)" then read this article.

Category: Movie and TV famous character

Look Like a Pornstar ( )

Don't bother, just become one!

Category: Hobbies and Crafts

Follow Written Instructions ( )

A written instruction on all the written instructions: if you don't read this one, you can't read the other.

Category: Food and Entertainment

Open a Champagne Bottle With a Sword ( )

- OK, so we have a bottle of champagne and we don't have a 'champagne opener'. What do we do?
- It's no big deal guys, I just happened to have a sword in my pocket, and I'm not afraid to use it!

Category: Parties

Throw a Party and Hide It from Your Parents ( )

Actually this is something you learn instinctively during teenage, not by reading an article. You screw up a few times, but you learn it.

Category: Phones and Gadgets

Use the Telephone ( )

This is an in-born quality of the after the 80's generation. When they see a telephone - they have a wild desire to use it... especially the girls.

Category: Going Steady

Understand Women ( )

No one ever had, but some anonymous genius has revealed the secret of humanity to everyone. I'd keep it secret.

Category: Youth Dating

Impress Middle School Boys with Your Knowledge of "Family Guy" ( )

What can I say!? This is the only thing you can impress a middle school boy with.

Category: Family, Friend and Dating

Bring Home a Guy You Know Your Parents Will Hate ( )

You can bring him home, if you want to dump him... It's like letting loose on a bunch of wild dogs to chase a wet cat.

Category: Break up

Break up With Your Imaginary Girlfriend ( )

There should have been a series of prequels for this article: "Talk to an imaginary girl", "Asking of an imaginary girl's number", "Having sex with an imaginary girl", "Having the first imaginary kid with you imaginary wife", "Quitting your imaginary low-wage job because your imaginary wife wants a better life for your imaginary kid" and after all these articles had been read, you can proceed to this one.

Category: Pets

Care for a Mealworm ( )

This is like my dream: having a mealworm eating with me from one plate!

Be Like Your Dog ( )

Get yourself a pound of fleas and let them into your hair and find a giant foot to jump on. We're all animals after all!

Category: Party Games and Tricks

Burp on Demand ( )

- Oh, please, please, please!!! Do it again!!
- Buuuuuuuuuuurp!!!!
- Ohhh my GOD, I want to spend the night with you!

Category: Social Gatherings

Spot Someone Born in the Year of the Dog ( )

Who can possibly need this? But in case somebody does: trace users who've clicked the article "Be like your dog".

Category: Paranormal Beliefs

Get a Ghost out of Your House ( )

Don't let one in!

Category: Personal Hygiene

Use a Bidet ( )

Use paper.

Category: Managing Conflict and Difficult Interactions

Avoid Getting Shot by a Police Office ( )

Duck!
Category: Philisophy
Be an Anarchist ( )

This article is in the "Philosophy" category. Plato was Anarchist!

Category: Travel Packing

Travel with One Bad ( )

This is impossible, because imagine how you could travel with only one bag, when you need three evening dresses, 7 pairs of shoes, 3 winter shoes, 13 pairs of slippers, a ton of underwear, make-up, stuff and stuff and stuff and all of this only for 3 days in Miami, Florida?

Category: Manners

Stop Swearing ( )

Why?

Category: Married life

Get Other Guys to Stop Staring at Your Pretty Wife ( )

How can a guy possibly need something like this? I've got a good advice for those clicking this article: if you don't want everyone to stare at your PRETTY wife, get yourself an ugly one - they'll be looking at you... maybe. Thank God, they look at her and be happy she chose you!

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